Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Say Something, im giving up on you.

Tweets

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

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bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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